While window-shoping in a mall one day, I was approached by a teenage boy.
With a grin, he said, “Hey, let’s get together sometime.”
I pushed back my wide-brimed hat to show him my face, croaking, “Thank you, sweetie but…”
His eyes widening like he has seen a hag, he bolted back to his cronies.
I’ve lived a little over a half-century, and still attract teenagers. 😉